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		<title>Country vs Heavy Metal</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cynthia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was country music week on Dance War and since that's my favorite kind of music, I truly loved it!  The adorable Taylor Swift performed her song, "Our Song" and that was a nice bonus.  Once again I was rooting for Bruno's team but they had some pitch issues in Life is a Highway.]]></description>
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<p>It was country music week on <strong>Dance War</strong> and since that's my favorite kind of music, I truly loved it!&nbsp; The adorable <strong>Taylor Swift performed her song, "Our Song"</strong> and that was a nice bonus.&nbsp; Once again I was rooting for Bruno's team but they had some pitch issues in Life is a Highway.&nbsp; I did like the Boots Are Made for walking number, but my favorite was the opening number with the pool table and cues.&nbsp; Did they say they only had one day to rehearse that number together?&nbsp; Amazing.&nbsp; Vote for Bruno because I adore him and Zach!</p>
<p><a href="http://tvoftheabsurd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/heavy-metal-05.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin: 0px 5px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="164" alt="Heavy-Metal-05" src="http://tvoftheabsurd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/heavy-metal-05-thumb.jpg" width="244" align="left" border="0"></a> After the country it was time for Heavy Metal -- this week's episode of The <strong>Sarah Connor Chronicles</strong>.&nbsp; First, I gotta laugh -- how many heroes go out on a mission with their mothers?&nbsp; Then again, on Heroes they do it with their dads, so I guess it's the same thing.&nbsp; I like the tension in this episode which was really very simple - track down and stop a Terminator from stockpiling the metal needed to create more Terminators in the future.&nbsp; Cameron was not as robotic as last week and I'm really enjoying the scenes with Agent Ellison.&nbsp; Those could be boring but I'm feeling this guy.&nbsp; Mostly, I loved Thomas Dekker's performance in this one.&nbsp; It would be easy to play him as some punk kid who isn't afraid of anything but he was so scared in the trunk and warehouse scenes - so disturbed by the killings he witnessed.&nbsp; He had me holding my breath.&nbsp; And we talk about the scene where he has to take the key off from around the Terminator's neck!&nbsp; That scene there is why I hate wax museums.&nbsp; Tell me they aren't going to move all you want, I'm still afraid they're going to when I least expect it!&nbsp; </p>
<p>More <strong>I've Got a Secret and What's My Line</strong> last night with a guy who tried to hold his breath while underwater during the entire questioning session and a kid who can balance on one finger!&nbsp; I wonder if he still can. . . someone needs to find that guy. . . maybe I should start DVRing these old game shows instead of staying up until four to watch them.&nbsp; But then, they might not be as interesting if I watch them fully awake and with wide-open eyes.</p>
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		<title>How Sexy is Bruno Tonioli?</title>
		<link>http://tvoftheabsurd.com/2008/01/28/how-sexy-is-bruno-tonioli/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:16:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cynthia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Dancing with the Stars, he's like a feisty pitbull (see picture) but on Dance War Bruno Tonioli is one hot tamale!  When he steps on to that stage every night, he's seduction in tight pants!]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://tvoftheabsurd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/bruno-tonioli.jpg"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin: 0px 5px; border-right-width: 0px" height="164" alt="Bruno_Tonioli" src="http://tvoftheabsurd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/bruno-tonioli-thumb.jpg" width="111" align="left" border="0"></a> On Dancing with the Stars, he's like a feisty pitbull (see picture) but on <strong>Dance War Bruno Tonioli</strong> is one hot tamale!&nbsp; When he steps on to that stage every night, he's seduction in tight pants!&nbsp; Never would I have imagined having a crush on a choreographer but this one is stealing my heart.</p>
<p>That's why I was so crushed to see his team his lose this week!&nbsp; I think it was everyone showing sympathy for poor Chris whose mic went out during the show.&nbsp; I know I've been down on this series, but tonight I actually enjoyed the show.&nbsp; The dance numbers had that little something something -- but there's still lots of room for improvement.&nbsp; Carrie Ann's team has the best overall singers, but Bruno's team has the showmanship.&nbsp; Loved that "Think" number.&nbsp; </p>
<p>Okay, I'm in for the long haul.&nbsp; It will be interesting to see how the staging changes to suit uneven numbers of guys to girls and eventually teams of only 2 or 3.&nbsp; What if one team keeps losing, ala Celebrity Apprentice?&nbsp; Will Carrie Ann have to send one of her players over to the other side?&nbsp; All good questions.</p>
<p>When it comes to my blogs this week, it was <strong>Supernatural mania.</strong>&nbsp; I got my hands on some great spoiler clips from the upcoming episode and I can't wait!&nbsp; Then I found the episode synopsis for Mystery Spot and it's going to be a doozy.&nbsp; Four more new episodes to go -- after that, I may need a breather!&nbsp; Oh, those Winchester Boys!</p>
<p>Check it all out on <a href="http://www.sfuniverse.com">SFUniverse.com</a>.</p>
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		<title>This Means War!</title>
		<link>http://tvoftheabsurd.com/2008/01/22/this-means-war/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:48:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cynthia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight it was warring dancers, a record-breaking Eliminator and a totally "tight" Terminator.&#160; Welcome to my Monday night.&#160; I started my night with Dance War on ABC and I'm so terribly disappointed. I adore dancing shows and I thought this one would be the best because the contestants have to sing as well.&#160; But I [...]]]></description>
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<p>Tonight it was warring dancers, a record-breaking Eliminator and a totally "tight" Terminator.&nbsp; Welcome to my Monday night.&nbsp; </p>
<p><a href="http://tvoftheabsurd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/dance-war-duo.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin: 0px 5px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="204" alt="Dance-war-Duo" src="http://tvoftheabsurd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/dance-war-duo-thumb.jpg" width="164" align="left" border="0"></a> I started my night with <a href="http://abc.go.com/primetime/dancewar/index?pn=index">Dance War</a> on ABC and I'm so terribly disappointed. I adore dancing shows and I thought this one would be the best because the contestants have to sing as well.&nbsp; But I was expecting wonderful production numbers like they did on Grease: You're the One That I Want.&nbsp; What I'm getting are amateurish pop numbers with singers who can't stay in key.&nbsp; And then there's the half-hour plus recap of the last two episodes.&nbsp; Enough all ready!&nbsp; I want to see these guys pull off a Broadway production number!&nbsp; Please.</p>
<p>During the <strong>Dance War</strong> recaps (which were endless), I was able to switch over to NBC for more <a href="http://abc.go.com/primetime/dancewar/index?pn=index">American Gladiators</a>.&nbsp; This is the one show on TV that my teenager comes down to watch with me and for that alone, I love it.&nbsp; They've toned down some of the cheesy dialogue and mannerisms from the first episode.&nbsp; The show also benefited from more Hulk Hogan and less Laila Ali.&nbsp; Tonight's episode was particularly exciting with TWO gladiators going up in smoke during Assault and one contestant who beat the Eliminator with the fastest time ever.&nbsp; Amazing.</p>
<p><a href="http://tvoftheabsurd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/sarah-connor-turk-08.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin: 0px 5px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="164" alt="Sarah-Connor-Turk-08" src="http://tvoftheabsurd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/sarah-connor-turk-08-thumb.jpg" width="244" align="left" border="0"></a> From reality to fantasy - at 9:00 it was <strong>Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles</strong> on Fox.&nbsp; I still love the show, but this episode, The Turk, was quite a slow down compared to the first two.&nbsp; The scene was set for several new storylines and we got to see more of Agent Ellison and he's cool.&nbsp; And what's with that funky painting on the wall at the high school.&nbsp; On a second look, I realized it's a silhouette of a man and his bride about to kiss.&nbsp; Or am I seeing things?</p>
<p>What's really bothering me about the show, though, is the sudden computerizing of Cameron.&nbsp; In the pilot, she was able to function at the high school as a normal girl.&nbsp; She fooled us and John.&nbsp; Now, all of a sudden, she doesn't know how to enter a room, or sit down in class, and she can't phrase a normal sentence?&nbsp; What happened?&nbsp; Did her circuits get damaged when Mama Connor dropped her out that window last week?</p>
<p>I did, however, enjoy her remark about the eyeliner pencil.&nbsp; "No, it's not brain surgery.&nbsp; It's not sharp enough."&nbsp; (or something like that.)</p>
<p>And John's evaluation of the school day.&nbsp; "No one tried to kill me, she didn't kill anyone.&nbsp; It was a good day."</p>
<p>Yes, indeedy.</p>
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