Crowned! Now, That’s Absurd!

Welcome to the 1st Whenever “That’s Absurd” Awards, honoring the best in absurd TV! (Insert bright and bouncy music here)

We here at TV of the Absurd are always excited to see a TV series that carries on in the footsteps of the great Theater of the Absurd masters, Samuel Beckett, Eugene Ionesco and Victor Borge. What? You have no idea what I’m talking about? Then this imaginary production number is just for YOU!. . .

I’ve Got a Secret

Thanks to a bout of insomnia, I’ve become reacquainted with What’s My Line and I’ve Got a Secret which run at 3 am on The Game Show Network. And I’m here to say, these programs put current game shows to shame!

Round and Round with Zachary Levi and Joel David Moore

Take two comic actors, add a dash of Alfred Hitchcock, a sprinkling of Amber Tamblyn, drench the whole thing in a hard Seattle rain and look what you end up with — a psychological indie thriller that might very well surprise you.

How Sexy is Bruno Tonioli?

On Dancing with the Stars, he’s like a feisty pitbull (see picture) but on Dance War Bruno Tonioli is one hot tamale! When he steps on to that stage every night, he’s seduction in tight pants!

Torchwood 2.1 Review: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

“Excuse me? Have you seen a blowfish in a sports car?”

And with that we’re off on another exciting season of Torchwood. But wait! This isn’t just like last season! This is Torchwood on steroids! Richer, Sexier, Sweeter and more exciting than ever. If you’ve never tuned in to this British scifi series, you have got to switch it on when it premieres tonight (January 26) on BBCAmerica.